I’ll have the Horns of Valhalla with a side of the Black Terror Gruel from the Cosmic Abyss. Thanks! ( HT @moonpolysoft )
The passing fancies of a partial observer.
August 18, 2010
June 20, 2010
April 3, 2010
Yeah, I’m a huge dork. And a Jay-Z fan.
October 28, 2009
Mr. B, the Gentleman Rhymer. I guess this is called chap-hop; top-notch!
October 18, 2009
Things that are total bull**** in Fallout 3
An irregularly updated list, roughly by level.
- (Levels 1-?) The complete scarcity of ammunition for the guns I have.
- A corollary: how much ammunition I have for guns I don’t have.
- (Level 5) Supermutants, particularly those with large hammers.
- (Level 6) The cost of Stimpacks.
- (Level 7) Finding two dead power-armored Brotherhood members; being unable to pick up their power armor.
- (Level 7) rounding corner and discovering inexplicably large Raider convention.
- (Level 7) reloading save, discovering Supermutant Brutes with Chainguns have permanently occupied Anchorage Memorial high ground.
- (Level 7) Mirelurks; esp. those inside the Anchorage Memorial.
- (Level 8) whomsoever the frak the Talon Company is. Also: whomever hired them to stalk me.
- (Level 9) Nothing is bull**** so far. Crazy!
- (Level 10) Wait, these raider camps and super-mutant forts respawn? What is this, Far Cry 2? Argh.
- (Level 11) Inventory Management. I need a mule to haul all this stuff around.
- (Level 11) Speaking of mules, by this point in Fallout 1 or 2, I had a pack of allied NPCs. So far I haven’t even met anyone who might become an ally.
- (Level 12) Trying to walk from Megaton -> Girdershade. The general level of danger in attempting to do the innocuous.
- (Level 13) The National Archives.
- (Level 13) Giant Radscorpions.
- (Level 13) Lounges full of Super Mutant Masters with Miniguns. I’m just here for a good time, fellas. Please back it up a bit.
- (Level 14) Whatever the holy hell is happening in Seward Square! It’s a post-apocalyptic armageddon near the Capitol Ruins.
- (Level 15) Deathclaws. No kidding.
- (Level 15) The Yao Guai tunnels. I don’t know what I was thinking.
- (Level 16) Sentrybots.
- (Level 17) Um, my own renaissance? I may have to discontinue this list, since I’m pwning fools left and right!
- (Level 18) Escorting the free slaves from the Temple of the Union to their new home. Egads.
- (Level 19+) Yep, it’s me. I’m totally the most broken thing in this gameworld, and with a rifle from 1862, to boot!
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